Football's coming home / Everyone seems to know the score / They've seen it all before / They just know / They're so sure David Baddiel. A football tradition / So everybody get up / And feast your eyes / On the highlight of small town life / It's Friday night Brantley Keith Gilbert.
Funny Football Quotes by Players, Coaches, and Announcers 01. Is he related to Albert? ... 02. When asked about his coach John Jenkins, Polk said... And next he's going to let them paint their fingernails. 03. George Rogers, running back for the Saints. ... Now I haven't been in a math class in ...
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Top 20 Funny Football Quotes Ron Atkinson gets confused:. Bryan Robson's unique insight:. Jurgen Klopp has some regrets:. Graeme Souness on how league football works:. Sir Bobby Robson on... monks:. He can’t take it, can he? He can’t take it because we’ve out-tactic-ed him, out-witted... Bob ...
“Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win”. Gary Lineker. 69 “Football is a game in which a handful of fit men play around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise”. Unknown. 68
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American Football Funny Sporting Quotes. Here is my top 10 list of favorite funny sporting quotes from the sport of American Football. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Joe Theismann in 2002. It turns out that Joe Theismann went to high school with a Norman Einstein, who was the class valedictorian.
“We can’t run. We can’t pass. We can’t stop the run. We can’t stop the pass. We can’t kick," he said. "Other than that, we’re just not a very good football team right now.”
Funny football quotes 103. “If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.“ Bob Golic. 104. “I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.“ Jack Tatum. 105. “I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.“